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[challenge entry] Sex sells everything!

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(Jester_, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 19:06, archived)
# old
but marks for effort, as it does look lovely.
(martian, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 19:08, archived)
# lol old but good
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# that's
proper cinema advert worthy that is!
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 19:08, archived)
# you can have one as well
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 19:08, archived)
# I've got an electric tooth brush...
It's just not the same anymore...
(BurningFeetMan, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 19:09, archived)
# whoops.
that's a vibrator you've got there....
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 19:13, archived)
# You know,
That thought did cross my mind... But you had to go and type it up.
(BurningFeetMan, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 19:18, archived)
# Wooyayhoupla!
Damn, I need some kind of sex now.

Thanks a lot!
(I helped save b3ta! Nastar, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 19:09, archived)
# I'm keen,
If you're keen...
(BurningFeetMan, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 19:13, archived)
# Err, yeah, sure
Wait there.

*RUNS*

*COMES BACK*

Are you a ladywoman?
(I helped save b3ta! Nastar, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 19:15, archived)
# sex
hmmmm... I think i remember what that is...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 19:19, archived)
# Indeed
I did that this morning, and I may do it again tonight.

(ElectricMonk is falling awake on, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 19:10, archived)
# That is a FUCKING awesome Woo Yay.
(BurningFeetMan, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 19:18, archived)
# Really?
Thanks!
(ElectricMonk is falling awake on, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 19:30, archived)
# i could make a dirty comment here.
but i won't.

woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 19:11, archived)
# haha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 19:13, archived)