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# how many fingers do you have?
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 12 Feb 2007, 13:53, archived)
# at least 22 apparently


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 12 Feb 2007, 13:54, archived)
# ELEVENTY BILLION!
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 12 Feb 2007, 13:54, archived)
# the numbers could refer to the frets, not the fingers
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 12 Feb 2007, 13:55, archived)
# This
Fuck them Mictoboy. Fuck the lot of them
(I helped save b3ta! Andy Fordham has a scabby muff, Mon 12 Feb 2007, 13:56, archived)
# RIGHT UP THE RUSTY BALLOON KNOT
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 12 Feb 2007, 13:57, archived)
# WHERE ELSE?
(I helped save b3ta! Andy Fordham has a scabby muff, Mon 12 Feb 2007, 14:02, archived)
# ear?!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 12 Feb 2007, 14:02, archived)
# It was a rhetorical question FOOLIO!
(I helped save b3ta! Andy Fordham has a scabby muff, Mon 12 Feb 2007, 14:03, archived)
# MY BAD BREDRIN
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 12 Feb 2007, 14:05, archived)
# IT'S COOL YO
(I helped save b3ta! Andy Fordham has a scabby muff, Mon 12 Feb 2007, 14:08, archived)
# AIGHT AIGHT OK DEN
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 12 Feb 2007, 14:09, archived)
# ta
i've been learning riffs on my ukulele
i've mastered 'sunshine of your love' and 'smoke on the water'
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 12 Feb 2007, 13:58, archived)
# a ukulele to me is like a full sized guitar LOL
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 12 Feb 2007, 14:00, archived)
# ROFL
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 12 Feb 2007, 14:01, archived)
# have some MAYO with that
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 12 Feb 2007, 14:03, archived)
# LOOOOOOOOOOL!
edit! HAHAHA ZOMG!! I've just noticed you said loooooool down there too. That's just so fucking spooky I'm actually scared
(I helped save b3ta! Andy Fordham has a scabby muff, Mon 12 Feb 2007, 14:02, archived)
#
apart from the fact that I am short, overweight, crippled and smell of poo, and you are tall, thin, not crippled (but still smell of poo) and bum fiddle kids, WE ARE VERY ALIKE!!!1!!! LOOOOLOLOL

(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 12 Feb 2007, 14:11, archived)
# If I had sex with you
It would be kind of like having sex with myself
(I helped save b3ta! Andy Fordham has a scabby muff, Mon 12 Feb 2007, 14:13, archived)
# ZOMG WANK
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 12 Feb 2007, 14:14, archived)
# I AM DOING
(I helped save b3ta! Andy Fordham has a scabby muff, Mon 12 Feb 2007, 14:17, archived)
# SUPPER HAPPY ANIME WANK TIME!!!!11 kekekekeekekekeke
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 12 Feb 2007, 14:19, archived)
# \ ^ _____ ^/
KEKEKEKE!
(I helped save b3ta! Andy Fordham has a scabby muff, Mon 12 Feb 2007, 14:21, archived)
# You guys should have a talkshow
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 12 Feb 2007, 14:15, archived)
# they would only show it on channel 5
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 12 Feb 2007, 14:16, archived)
# They'd show anything on channel 5
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 12 Feb 2007, 14:20, archived)
# 
----------------------------------------
-----3--5-------3--6--5-------3--5--3---
--5--3--5----5--3--6--5----5--3--5--3--5
--5----------5-------------5-----------5
----------------------------------------
----------------------------------------
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Mon 12 Feb 2007, 14:02, archived)
# smoke on the water?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Mon 12 Feb 2007, 14:04, archived)
# can anybody convert this into english?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 12 Feb 2007, 14:04, archived)
# ok
acd acdsharpd acdca
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Mon 12 Feb 2007, 14:05, archived)
# Sounds like witchcraft to me
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 12 Feb 2007, 14:12, archived)
# I wanna reach out and grab ya
(I helped save b3ta! Andy Fordham has a scabby muff, Mon 12 Feb 2007, 14:16, archived)
#
out round
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 12 Feb 2007, 14:17, archived)
# hahaha
It's only polite
(I helped save b3ta! Andy Fordham has a scabby muff, Mon 12 Feb 2007, 14:18, archived)
# *emails home*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 12 Feb 2007, 14:04, archived)
# Wow that's fantastic
You really do have all the skills
(I helped save b3ta! Andy Fordham has a scabby muff, Mon 12 Feb 2007, 14:05, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 12 Feb 2007, 14:05, archived)
# DON'T TALK RUBBIS
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 12 Feb 2007, 14:06, archived)
# I'LL PUT YOU OUT WITH THE RUBBIS IN MINUTE WIGGA
(I helped save b3ta! Andy Fordham has a scabby muff, Mon 12 Feb 2007, 14:08, archived)
# AIGHT FOO
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 12 Feb 2007, 14:09, archived)
# BIS?
i don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 12 Feb 2007, 14:10, archived)
# the people who reply to this message fiddle children's ring pieces
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 12 Feb 2007, 14:12, archived)
# Count me in
Dave deleted his post because he's a closet nonce
(I helped save b3ta! Andy Fordham has a scabby muff, Mon 12 Feb 2007, 14:17, archived)
# BE PROUD DAVEW27. DON'T HIDE YOUR TRUE FEELINGS.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 12 Feb 2007, 14:18, archived)
# How funny is this?
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Mon 12 Feb 2007, 14:20, archived)
# What?
(I helped save b3ta! Andy Fordham has a scabby muff, Mon 12 Feb 2007, 14:22, archived)
# You can pretend to think what you want
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Mon 12 Feb 2007, 14:20, archived)
# I'm not pretending
I really think that
(I helped save b3ta! Andy Fordham has a scabby muff, Mon 12 Feb 2007, 14:39, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Andy Fordham has a scabby muff, Mon 12 Feb 2007, 14:14, archived)
# ?
I just typed that because it's more or less like the intro for smoke on the water
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Mon 12 Feb 2007, 14:06, archived)
#
typed that
copied and pasted that from ultimate guitar
(I helped save b3ta! Andy Fordham has a scabby muff, Mon 12 Feb 2007, 14:09, archived)
# I would have been faster if I'd done that
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Mon 12 Feb 2007, 14:10, archived)
# You must be some kind of
GUITAR GOD.

Can i suck you off?
(I helped save b3ta! Andy Fordham has a scabby muff, Mon 12 Feb 2007, 14:12, archived)
# Something in Drop D.
I don't recognise it.

EDIT: Oh, the bottom line represents the D string anyway.
(Dooley, Mon 12 Feb 2007, 14:06, archived)
# your mention of drop d
indicates that you have obviously never played the ukulele.
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Mon 12 Feb 2007, 14:13, archived)
# How is the ukulele tuned?
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Mon 12 Feb 2007, 14:14, archived)
# WITCHCRAFT AND HARIBO
(I helped save b3ta! Andy Fordham has a scabby muff, Mon 12 Feb 2007, 14:19, archived)
# LOLOLO
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 12 Feb 2007, 14:24, archived)
# KING LOLO
(I helped save b3ta! Andy Fordham has a scabby muff, Mon 12 Feb 2007, 14:27, archived)
# with the tuning knob like any other radio, dumb dumb.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 12 Feb 2007, 14:21, archived)
# I bought one for a friend
but the cheeky bugger wouldn't let me have a go!
(Dooley, Mon 12 Feb 2007, 14:16, archived)
# I thought something like this^ too
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 12 Feb 2007, 13:56, archived)