You missed a few4. Stop asking him 'Do I look fat in this?' The answer is 'Yes'.
5. Don't talk during the football. In fact, leave the beer and pizza within reach of his armchair and fuck off out for the duration.
6. Invite some of your fit friends round for hot girl-on-girl action.
7. They're called 'chick flicks' for a reason. Never rent one and force him to watch it with you again.
8. If he actually cared about smelling like a brewery and acting disgracefully, he wouldn't drink. Now get off his frickin' case about it.
9. Yes, it's Valentine's Day. You're a modern, empowered, supposedly intelligent woman; stop expecting him to shell out hundreds of pounds for fancy dinners, flowers and jewellery just because the greeting card industry says so. Christ, what sort of brainwashed idiot are you anyway? 14 February is just an ordinary day! It's not even a proper bank holiday, fer crying out loud. Women, I tell ya...
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5. Don't talk during the football. In fact, leave the beer and pizza within reach of his armchair and fuck off out for the duration.
6. Invite some of your fit friends round for hot girl-on-girl action.
7. They're called 'chick flicks' for a reason. Never rent one and force him to watch it with you again.
8. If he actually cared about smelling like a brewery and acting disgracefully, he wouldn't drink. Now get off his frickin' case about it.
9. Yes, it's Valentine's Day. You're a modern, empowered, supposedly intelligent woman; stop expecting him to shell out hundreds of pounds for fancy dinners, flowers and jewellery just because the greeting card industry says so. Christ, what sort of brainwashed idiot are you anyway? 14 February is just an ordinary day! It's not even a proper bank holiday, fer crying out loud. Women, I tell ya...