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# caddy eldorado? nah
what you want is one of these.

(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:05, archived)
# a mate of a mates got one of them
the cunt*

*jeeluss
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:06, archived)
# my 'boss' has a chyrsler crossfire?
he drives two miles to work. the twat.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:07, archived)
# let him
its a shit car
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:10, archived)
# i know but the idiot paid tens of thousands for it and drives it
a few pissy miles a day. he'll break it like that!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:14, archived)
# no fucking way!
he must be immediately stoned to death
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:08, archived)
# he's regularly stoned
if that helps
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:09, archived)
# not really
unless you can steal his car while he's stoned
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:10, archived)
# Nah, I still want my caddy.
Gloss black, chrome trim, zebra print seats.

*slides off chair*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:07, archived)
# you can't have a black caddy
that's sacriledge

MUST be pink
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:08, archived)
# Blech
I'm not a pink sort of person.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:09, archived)
# What he meant to say is you can't have a caddy because they are utter shite





and you don't play golf
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:14, archived)
#
*cough* GAY *cough*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:09, archived)
# whatever
i'm secure enough in my sexuality to have a pink caddy
if you can't handle it, you're the closet case
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:11, archived)
# i'm only joking mate
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:22, archived)
# seeing as you don't want it in pink and white i'll allow it
but just this once.

*takes sample from chair to lab for analysis*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:09, archived)
# *points*
hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Feb 2007, 14:09, archived)