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# haha
I'd like to stab her in the face with a hammer then use her brains to make soup for the homeless at the local shelter.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 1:07, archived)
# I'd like to nail her arms to a transit van
then drive it off a cliff.

I'd like to pour sand in her bed, and then kill her pets with a shovel.

I'd like to push her into a skip full of wasps.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 1:10, archived)
# good idea
I reckon we should pour sand in her bed then kill all her pets with a shovel, nail her arms to a transit van then drive it off a cliff into a skip full of wasps if there's anything left I'll stab her in the face with hammers and use her brains to make soup for the homeless at the local shelter, then you can eat her soul.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 1:14, archived)
# Sounds like a plan.
I shall fetch the keys to the van...
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 1:15, archived)