There was a classic on the other day......where Dean Stockwell was bludgeoned to death with a block of ice in a swimming pool.
The ice melted, therefore the murder weapon was never found.
Genius!
(The ice melted, therefore the murder weapon was never found.
Genius!
Mystery_Bob,
Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:35,
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there's a carrot,two lumps of coal, and a scarf on the grass. nobody put them there.
how did they get there?
(how did they get there?
teflon,
Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:37,
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Strictly someone did put them thereThough in a slightly different configuration with the lumps of coal having highest Z-order.
Here's another - If your home has 4 North facing walls what colour is your pet bear?
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:56,
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Here's another - If your home has 4 North facing walls what colour is your pet bear?
He's white......and he's just about to maul you to death, because he's not so much a pet as a wild vicious animal.
Either that or he will steal your penguin.
(Either that or he will steal your penguin.
Mystery_Bob,
Thu 23 Jan 2003, 1:04,
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White!Cause there's only one place where you can have 4 walls facing north, right?
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 1:05,
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In fact the answer is...you don't have a pet bear, as polar bears live in the North Pole. You do in fact have a pet penguin - Fluffy perhaps?
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Thu 23 Jan 2003, 1:09,
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I've seen that one!Excellent... I loved the one where he caught the guy with a bite on a bit of chewing gum that matched a sandwich or something...
...or the one with George Wendt.
(...or the one with George Wendt.
helmetcream,
Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:37,
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