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# YOU CAN'T SEE MY TITS. I'M WEARING A PUFFER JACKET
that's my slogon. Not mine personally - aw fuck. You know what I mean.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 29 Apr 2002, 21:51, archived)
# i can't see your tits
so you must be wearing a puffa jacket

that's logic, that is. i'm clever
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 29 Apr 2002, 21:57, archived)
# for I can't see your nudity
for you are clothed
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# or... i can't see your tits...
...because your front door is shut.

And your letterbox is nailed up.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Mon 29 Apr 2002, 22:07, archived)
# ...or...I can't see your tits
because it's winter and they're hibernating.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 29 Apr 2002, 22:07, archived)
# or i can't see your tits...
.. because you're far too flat chested.
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# or I can't see your tits
because you are a bloke.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Mon 29 Apr 2002, 22:16, archived)
# or I can't see your tits
as they've been sucked through a time dimensional gateway meaning they still exist but only in a different time and place..
(richyboy, Mon 29 Apr 2002, 22:17, archived)
# you're too
clever for me
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 29 Apr 2002, 22:20, archived)
# oh
dear
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