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# i are new
my intention is to ease myself in gently with a 'joke' so obvious, that i will quite literally eat my own head if it hasn't been done before.

edit: should i have said 'bindun'?



man, i hate boy george.
hope this works and that everyone likes me and is nice to me and stuff.
hi.
(juanito, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:24, archived)
# i like this
hi :)

*waves*
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:25, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha!
I'm still laughing. Woo! Welcome to b3ta, pull up a kitten.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:25, archived)
# shop a stool
youll never leave etc
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:37, archived)
# hahahaha
nice start :)
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:25, archived)
# Haha!
Welcome, pull up a chair, you'll never leave etc.

*clicks "yes"*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:25, archived)
# excellent first post there!
You got a *clicky*

fatsmackheadladyboy.biz.. hehe
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Tue 15 May 2007, 22:26, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Welcome, shop a kitten, etc., etc.
Have a woo on me.
(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:26, archived)
# Hmmmm... Yes.
This is worth a bit of a Woo.

Not a whole Woo 'cos it's Internet Exploder ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:26, archived)
# aaaaaaRRRRRRRRRRG!!!!!!
hahaha

I didn't even see that coming too :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:26, archived)
# ooh
how nice :)


*waits for someone to remake it with fisting*
(I helped save b3ta! Keck Denny Crane! Denny Crane!, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:26, archived)
# or an a-team crossover version?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:28, archived)
# ^^
That, Deffinatly
(I helped save b3ta! Keck Denny Crane! Denny Crane!, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:29, archived)
# hahaha!
he was on the a-team once
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:30, archived)
# tis that
to which I is refering :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:35, archived)
# lol
cowboy george
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:37, archived)
# I remember watching it and thinking
"EH?"

*pause*

"EH?"

*pause*

*and repeat*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:44, archived)
# Cowboy George's Wild West Show!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6cMfYDQ7RKg
(I helped save b3ta! Keck Denny Crane! Denny Crane!, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:48, archived)
# yeeehaaw!
he rides em bareback
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:50, archived)
# oh squirting badness
I'm going to have to watch that.

edit: pain.. the PAIN

but I must continue watching
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:51, archived)
# Hi I are from that place over there *points to talk*
not many of us from there post here, but I like this so I thought I would make an effort.

YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs.Sp@m, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:27, archived)
# Oooh, lookit, its one of them!
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:27, archived)
# oooh!
*fetches camera to get proof of existence*
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:28, archived)
# oh fuck
they've escaped!

:)
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:28, archived)
# they cried as judy finigan
accepted her tv award with a tear stiring in her eye.
(I helped save b3ta! Keck Denny Crane! Denny Crane!, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:30, archived)
# This ones not tagged!
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:30, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:35, archived)
# *holds up crucifix*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:28, archived)
# I can't remember.
Does this call for a "Welcome/Shop/Kitten/Chair" style comment, or "Go back into the shadows" etc...

;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:28, archived)
# mebbe shop a shadow
or go back into the kittens
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:47, archived)
# nice one
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:31, archived)
# hello
well i've never been to talk before...
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:34, archived)
# hehe thats very good!
gets a click from me
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:27, archived)
# hey
you made a much better first impression than i did ;)
have a click
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:27, archived)
# Hahahaha, brilliant first post
Welcome! :)

Have some cake...
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:28, archived)
# titcake!
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Wed 16 May 2007, 19:11, archived)
# careful
'easing in gently' is what some on here desire

but thats great
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:30, archived)
# I approve!
welcome stranger
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:31, archived)
# whey hey
thats an ace first post!
(I helped save b3ta! Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:31, archived)
# Hahaha
welcome to b3ta :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:31, archived)
# hahaha
that's fucking ace!
You am the best n00b ever!
hahaha *cries* hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:34, archived)
# wowzers.
the sisters at the convent always told me i was special, but i never anticipated such positive responses.

thanks you guyses.
(juanito, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:38, archived)
# well, I think it's terrible!


/Sticky Label
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:45, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
*breathes*
hahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:03, archived)
# i don't get teh /Sticky Label part
but the only reason you don't like it is because you are Boy George.

am i right or a meringue?

(credit to Dad for the Dad joke)
(juanito, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:12, archived)
# It's a Doughnut,
Not a meringue.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:02, archived)
# sisters?
nuns?

interesting :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:47, archived)
# We think you are special
Can we touch you in your special place?
/groom
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:06, archived)
# braw first post that man!
*woos*
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:35, archived)
# hahaha
well done
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:36, archived)
# topical :)
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:41, archived)
# good lord! that's ace for a first post!
or even a non-first post!

have a big fat WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:43, archived)
# haha
one of the best first posts i've seen
have a woo and a yay!
(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:53, archived)
# excellent
great stuff, and welcome to b3ta, bindun is more conventional, but its up to you, no-one is going to dislike you for saying it in full
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:53, archived)
# WELCOME YOU WILL NEVER LEAVE
UNLESS THE INTERNET EXPLODES OR SOMETHING
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:55, archived)
# Oh my!
Marvellous stuff and welcome!

*click*
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 16 May 2007, 8:05, archived)
# LOL
Ctrl+H, I like it, subtle.
(kuntybawz, Wed 16 May 2007, 10:21, archived)
# FRONT PAGE FIRST POST!
THE WORLD IS ENDING!
(I helped save b3ta! Laice , was Rogitating on, Wed 16 May 2007, 11:22, archived)
# last happened to Tonay I think...
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Wed 16 May 2007, 20:25, archived)
# Chortle
Now that's a good noobie. First post as an FP? Gotta be mildly impressed with sucha n achievement.

*dreams of the day for hummus worthy of FP status*
(I helped save b3ta! Mart No Fool No posts but lots of stalks recently., Wed 16 May 2007, 11:28, archived)
# Erm...
I can't read it. I'm sure it's very funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Jago Laurens, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:02, archived)
# It needs embiggening
Not nearly cromulent enough.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:04, archived)
# Agreed.
I think I've deciphered it, but to be honest I don't think it's so good that it deserves such a massive response. I suspect foul play.
(I helped save b3ta! Jago Laurens, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:08, archived)
# in my defence
it was bigger when i posted it on the normal board. i'm not sure why it's so petite and lacking in cromulence now.
(juanito, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:10, archived)
# Looks like it's auto-strunk on the FP.
I can see it at proper size by doing "View Image" in Firefox.

Anyway, well done on the FP.
(I helped save b3ta! Jago Laurens, Wed 16 May 2007, 12:14, archived)
# First FP in his first post
I think mebbe one of the admin should probably rename him to "Lewis Hamilton".
(Purple Jonax, Wed 16 May 2007, 13:15, archived)
# or maybe
"Tonay"
(I helped save b3ta! binnster, Wed 16 May 2007, 15:37, archived)
# Gary Lineker
Isn't that a black Gary LIneker right there?
(dedlymonkey, Wed 16 May 2007, 13:35, archived)
# hahaha
good spot!
(juanito, Wed 16 May 2007, 13:43, archived)
# hahaha
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Wed 16 May 2007, 17:43, archived)
# that
is fucking awesome.
sir.
or madam.

whatever.

in fact, not just awesome.
or AWESOME.

.
.
JAWESOME!
(puerile is really getting into seagulls lately., Thu 17 May 2007, 0:08, archived)