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# statue = art = SFW
and...

me = don't care = tough titties

edit: Front Page + NSFW = I hacked b3ta! Yay! Now to edit it into Buffy porn...
(, Sun 10 Jun 2007, 20:50, archived)
# erm...
but when that statue was made it was fashionable to have a small penis, so you'd be the envy of the town.....
(, Sun 10 Jun 2007, 20:53, archived)
# It was?
*builds time machine*

I'll be up to my elbows in Mediteranean womens!
(, Sun 10 Jun 2007, 20:54, archived)
# I think I've just been insulted,
but I'm too busy trying to find my penis to care
(, Sun 10 Jun 2007, 20:59, archived)
# just messin
at least magenta it!
(, Sun 10 Jun 2007, 21:06, archived)
# well, why don't you just try and make me!
/apu
(, Sun 10 Jun 2007, 21:07, archived)
# *makes you*
:o - great now theres two of you, what should i do with the one i made?
(, Sun 10 Jun 2007, 21:15, archived)
# kill it, burn it, rape it, then burn it some more.
Then pass it onto the next guy.
(, Sun 10 Jun 2007, 21:21, archived)
# erm...
but i've already posted it to your current address....
(, Sun 10 Jun 2007, 21:24, archived)
# wahey, my own personal
slave and none of the racial equality picketers like last time
(, Sun 10 Jun 2007, 21:27, archived)