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# *searches in vain for twangers
in a desperate attempt to please zippy,
fails and commits suicide, unloved and missed by no one.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 8:54, archived)
# *mourns*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 8:56, archived)
# wotcha
*smoosh*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 8:58, archived)
# Wotcher Minky
How's tricks?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 8:59, archived)
# not bad mrs
how's yourself?

where you been?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:03, archived)
# Enduring four days of torture
From the mother in law...
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:04, archived)
# ah, mothers in law
mine's a budhhist hippy
she's a right laugh
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:05, archived)
# Mine already had a daughter in law
Who has already provided her with both types of grandchildren, so basically I have no purpose and everything I do is wrong.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:06, archived)
# hahahaha
she's just toughening you up I reckon
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:07, archived)
# have you tried impressing her
with your wet t-shirt abillities?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:09, archived)
# She wasn't that impressed, strangely
I think the only thing I could do is have twins. Which I'm not doing.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:16, archived)
# you never know unless you try.
give it a go.
go on
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:17, archived)
# I'm NOT having twins just to impress!
It'd be bloody difficult as well
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:26, archived)
# oh just give it a go
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:29, archived)
# *shudders*
inlaws......
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:07, archived)
# *surprise snogs*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:03, archived)
# *weakly attempts to fight off*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:04, archived)
# hahah
I had a vision then of you ineffectually pummelling at my chest, Mr. Burns-style
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:05, archived)
# Mr Bums?



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:07, archived)
# good good
that was the vision i was going for

=D
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:09, archived)
# ooh ooh ooh
I saw the Simpson's Movie last night

I got the impression that I was laughing the loudest in the entire cinema
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:09, archived)
# i saw it last night too!
that bit where it goes
"to be continued"
a little boy in the row in front of us went
"WHAT!!!!!"
exclamation marks and everything.
oh it was funny
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:11, archived)
# hahah
I think there were similar gasps at this showing too

I cocking loved it I did!

when I came out past the queue for the next showing, I couldn't resist saying loudly "Darth Vader is Luke Skywalkers father!!"

I'm a funny, me
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:12, archived)
# yeah me too
it was awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:14, archived)
# It was the polar bear
kicking the fox that made me snort my drink from my nose onto the balding gentleman in front :D
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:14, archived)
# haha
yeah that made me laugh too
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:15, archived)
# but the bit where Homer Simpson gets killed by the evil wizard
that bit sucked
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:16, archived)
# and barts threesome
with the twins?

a bit OTT?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:18, archived)
# not as OTT
as the flesh train that Barney, Patty and Selma did
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:20, archived)
# I never want to see Marge's pink again!
its all I can image when I shut my eyes now!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:25, archived)
# what about barts little willy?
that bit made me laugh

and homer giving everyone the finger
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:28, archived)
# hahaha
now I have too..making

mmmmmmh mmmmmmhhh noises
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:13, archived)
#
"oh you savage brute"
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:17, archived)
# *returns from the dead reggie perrin style,
definitely not bobby ewin style,attempts
in vain to woo mrs trellis,fails,commits suicide, unloved and missed by no one.

except the comma police
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:01, archived)
# *arrests dead body in name of grammar*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:02, archived)