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# hedgehogs are nice
baked in clay and served up with wild mushroom rice.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 15:51, archived)
# you sound like my kinda lady
:)
dammit i'm hungry again
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 15:52, archived)
# heheheh
i'm going the chinese in an hour, so i may well end up eating surprise horsemeat...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 15:54, archived)
# in pitta bread and chilli sauce?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 15:55, archived)
# Lady?!?!?
*tidies hair up*
*combs beard*
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 8 Oct 2007, 15:56, archived)
# yes
i is a lady. i gots boobs and everything!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 15:59, archived)
# yay bewbs!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:03, archived)
# Where do you work...
"mostly nekkid" ??
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:04, archived)
# at home....
...i like to be comfortable and freak out the neighbours...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:10, archived)
# I have nothing against eating them! (if you can)
I like pigs!
But I like pigs better, in a roll with ketchup on!

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 8 Oct 2007, 15:55, archived)
# pigs are great, aren't they?
bacon, sausages, chops, ham, gammon, ribs, is there anything they can't do?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 15:56, archived)
# they rarely fly...
but im sure the price of bacon would go up if they did it more often!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:06, archived)
# yes, but
they would surely lose weight, making their bacon leaner and their belly pork quite shit. i'm glad they don't fly.

also, can you imagine a pig shitting on your head from a great height?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:13, archived)
# macrame
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 16:08, archived)