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# you want one last bacon sandwich before you go?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 14:38, archived)
# Is that a euphemism?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 14:40, archived)
# yes
he wants to slide his warm pork between your buns...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 14:42, archived)
# warm!
it's in the fridge wrapped up in silver foil

also, so is the bacon
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 14:43, archived)
# mine isn't
i had the traditional after-party breakfast of sausages, eggs, bacon and tomatoes. mmmmmmm, them's good eatin'!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 14:45, archived)
# Yum
I just had the traditional "Can't be bothered even making toast" breakfast of 2 chocolate-orange muffins and a glass of water.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 14:48, archived)
# i usually have muesli
but was much drunkened last night, so needed a fry*-up

*all grilled except for the eggs
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 14:50, archived)
# I had lukewarm chips in gravy
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 15:07, archived)
# pff!
the snoring b3tan on my couch has rolled onto the floor, so i'm off to laugh at him and look for chocolate. bye!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 15:15, archived)
# adios
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 15:59, archived)
# Will there be ketchup involved?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 14:43, archived)
# ketchup, mayonnaise, k.y,
you're probably going to need some type of lubricant
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 14:46, archived)