If I did that I would have to sellotape the letterbox shut
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf,
Mon 29 Oct 2007, 11:43,
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Mine's already sealed shut
Due to aforementioned pooches eating all my post.
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Mrs Trellis GIN,
Mon 29 Oct 2007, 11:45,
archived)