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# 'ning old bean.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Sat 8 Dec 2007, 10:41, archived)
# Howdy!
Mum's birthday today, she's ooooollllddddd
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Dec 2007, 10:53, archived)
# Don't say that to her face.
I did to mine.
She murdered me.

Like, for real, bro.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Sat 8 Dec 2007, 10:55, archived)
# Oh, it's fine, Granny Pam already got her a "Happy 40th" card,
forgetting that she's 39.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Dec 2007, 11:00, archived)
# Happy 40-1 Birthday!
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Sat 8 Dec 2007, 11:01, archived)
# She'd rip your head off for THAT.
And she's already annoyed that I gave her black tea, instead of white, because there's no milk left.
RACIST!!!

Edit: Oh, and she hates cooking. My sister bought her a cook book from both of us.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Dec 2007, 11:03, archived)
# I'd go to the shops to get some if she wants*.
*if there wasn't a 200-mile distance between us
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Sat 8 Dec 2007, 11:05, archived)
# Well, so would I,
but that means you need money.
And an umbrella
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Dec 2007, 11:06, archived)
# You can stand under my umbrella.
Ella ella ay ay ay
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Sat 8 Dec 2007, 11:08, archived)
# *blows head off with haloesque shotgun*
*pisses on your carcass*
*dances in your pool of blood*
*blows you up with nitroglycerine*

I. FUCKING. HATE. THAT. SONG.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Dec 2007, 11:11, archived)