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# My watch has
no buttons. It's round and only tells the current time. WHAT SORT OF VICTORIAN NONSENSE IS THAT?
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sun 30 Dec 2007, 14:19, archived)
# Mine has flashy lights
but does the same thing
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Sun 30 Dec 2007, 14:20, archived)
# I've had no watch for years, mainly because of work
they worry you'll tear great rending scratches in the paintwork, so I just guess the time. I'm usually right to within 1/4 of an hour
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 30 Dec 2007, 14:20, archived)
# Actually
my previous post was a complete lie. I don't wear a watch either (I just wanted to fit in) but I haven't really seen the need for one, and it makes
one arm slightly heavier than the other, which surely should cause some sort of lopsided gait. SURELY?
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sun 30 Dec 2007, 14:22, archived)
# can't you balance it out
with some Elizabeth Duke trashy bling chain and some sovereign rings, then you gain a symmetrical pose like a knuckle-dragging neanderthal and at the same time gain forearms like Popeyes'?
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 30 Dec 2007, 14:26, archived)
# Good plan.
Or I could just superglue a lot of heavy coinage to my hand
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sun 30 Dec 2007, 14:27, archived)
# i had a jelly swatch 20 something years ago, i liked it's tick
it went green and the strap broke, haven't worn a watch since
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 30 Dec 2007, 14:26, archived)