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# A couple more BBC complaints
COUNTRY PARISH
Woman 'It was stated that farming was the main industry in Wiltshire. This
is not true, as I believe it is actually rubber.'

STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION
Man Annoyed by loss of sound at the beginning of the programme caused by a
technical fault. 'This resulted in the 'stardate' being omitted.'

NEWS - GENERAL
Man 'I do not feel that the BBC should be using the term 'supermodel' when
referring to Naomi Campbell.'
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 14 Feb 2003, 18:22, archived)
# fnord
how did you get this? s'posed to be confidential.
(martian, Fri 14 Feb 2003, 18:23, archived)
# ha ha
the good bits are emailed everywhere.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 14 Feb 2003, 18:26, archived)
# well yes
but there's such a thing as tact...

(me and the producer of A Radio 4 Comedy Show have been laughing at the nine complaints about references to wanking)
(martian, Fri 14 Feb 2003, 18:28, archived)
# the bbc are gay
la la la
tonnes of money
and should be closed
EDIT: and Greg Dyke is a dwarf.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 14 Feb 2003, 18:30, archived)
# ooh you
why i oughtta!
(martian, Fri 14 Feb 2003, 18:33, archived)
# anyway 'nuff bbc bashing
I'm off to the pub. tarah.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 14 Feb 2003, 18:34, archived)
# enjoy
see you on the march.

er, perhaps not.
(martian, Fri 14 Feb 2003, 18:35, archived)
# Well I was genuinely pissed off
about the stardate being missed out. If the stardate wasn't important why did Gene insist that it be used. Chronology is vital to any civilisation.
(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 14 Feb 2003, 18:34, archived)
# er... they're all compaints I made though
so that's alright. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 14 Feb 2003, 18:33, archived)
# So two of us complained.
That should show them.

Mind you I hear that the BBC is geting closed down because they are all gay and have too much dress sense or something.
(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 14 Feb 2003, 18:35, archived)
# What is up with
60 seconds btw?
It's too short to get any viewing figures isn't it? Plus nobody watches it or if they do they don't pay attention much, or if they DO then there's too much background information to take it all in.

I mean what's the point?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 14 Feb 2003, 18:40, archived)
# I'll polish that up
into an amusing complaint for next week.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 14 Feb 2003, 18:41, archived)
# fine, then
best complaint from tomorrow:

MAN: thinks your all gay.

depends how drunk i get tonight
(martian, Fri 14 Feb 2003, 18:36, archived)