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# Morning all.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Fri 21 Feb 2003, 10:04, archived)
# pair of dorty heiffers!
moo! woo! yay!
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 21 Feb 2003, 10:04, archived)
# looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooon
mooooooooooooooooooooo

yay!
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Fri 21 Feb 2003, 10:04, archived)
# Oui bien les
Lesbo Vache!
(Bob McCow, Fri 21 Feb 2003, 10:04, archived)
# Heheeh
like that.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 21 Feb 2003, 10:05, archived)
# you can see the two in background saying
'Yeah I know what they are, but I haven't worked out exactly how they do it'
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 21 Feb 2003, 10:07, archived)
# still
lovely
(I helped save b3ta! missing, Fri 21 Feb 2003, 10:08, archived)
# udder-flickers!
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Fri 21 Feb 2003, 10:09, archived)
# it's sooooooooo true
one of my friends lives on a dairy farm. the girlie cows hump each other ALL THE TIME.
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Fri 21 Feb 2003, 10:10, archived)
# Bulling
Lets the bulls know they're after a shag or something

Bah.. 7 years of agriculteral courses & helping horses have sex wasted on my empty mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Equus is still lurking, Fri 21 Feb 2003, 10:24, archived)
# "helping horses have sex"?
coaching on technique or more of a therapy type thing?
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Fri 21 Feb 2003, 10:31, archived)
# a mate of mine
used to have to 'guide' the bull in

with his hands

we lost touch
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Fri 21 Feb 2003, 10:33, archived)
# Worked on a stud farm
Had to hold the mare and not get maimed while the stallion did his thing - Funnyest job I've had (apart from the circus/stunt show, but that doesnt count) if only for the comedy noises horses make.

Left the job for safer pastures after I suffered a fractured skull.
(I helped save b3ta! Equus is still lurking, Fri 21 Feb 2003, 10:35, archived)
# I'd love
to have been at the hospital/insurance company when you tried explaining that injury.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 21 Feb 2003, 10:41, archived)
# Heh
Thankfully the blow knocked me out and I can barely remember most of that week, so if I was embarrased I dont remember it.

Mind you, I never want to think about what I got splashed with during that job. *shudder*
(I helped save b3ta! Equus is still lurking, Fri 21 Feb 2003, 10:46, archived)
# he runs a
horse dating agency
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 21 Feb 2003, 10:36, archived)
# Yup..
Its called;

'Get Bucked'
(I helped save b3ta! Equus is still lurking, Fri 21 Feb 2003, 10:38, archived)
# that's sweet
like it :-)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 21 Feb 2003, 10:15, archived)
# MMmmm,
reminds me of my first date.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 21 Feb 2003, 10:23, archived)