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From the Design A New Mousetrap challenge. See all 210 entries (closed)

(, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:34, archived)
# Weirdly I was just thinking about you
with Donkey rape being mentioned below.

Woo!
(, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:35, archived)
# It's one of my specialities.
(, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:36, archived)
# Did you make the nice dinner?
(, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:37, archived)
# Nah that's for Friday
I ate pot noodles last night and tickle -chased myself around the house.
(, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:38, archived)
# When I grow up I want to be you.
(, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:43, archived)
# When I grow down I'm going to climb inside your fillings and tell you sweet, sweet stories when your sleeping sprinkle pie.
(, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:45, archived)
# two words:
sexy



results.
(, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:46, archived)
# *Gets excited and breaks spine*
GAAHH I forgot I've got 'The Biff*'

*biff
(, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:48, archived)
# I used to know someone who had that.
I don't anymore now, the 'biff' gave her a massive chip on her shoulder and some real personality problems that after years of putting up with I got extremely tired of.

Er.....flaps.
(, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:51, archived)
# The massive chip on her should was actually bone trying to escape her body you massive biffsist.
(, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:52, archived)
# Nooo, she had a lump at the bottom, ta.
Two fingers to you, gums. The two main ones n'all. TAKE THAT.
(, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:54, archived)
# I'll grab those digits and offer them to a bulimia suffer to use as a vom-ticklers
(, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:58, archived)
# Not feed them slowly
down your japs eye like last time?
(, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:00, archived)
# Ooooooh go on then, if you must
*BLOOP*
(, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:05, archived)
# Ooooh, feels like liver.
(, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:08, archived)
# I knew a guy with that. He was the most metal guy ever and everyone just called him Doomlord.
(, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:02, archived)
# *Wins*
woo
(, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:35, archived)
# hahaha
good shooting!

Dammit, my reply to that crushed bollock picture that just got deleted was the finest filth I've written in weeks days hours!

Fans of Michelle Gayle should not click this link www.b3ta.com/board/8692030
(, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:37, archived)
# one of the greatest
(, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:39, archived)
# Michelle Gayle?
She wasn't that good.
(, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:50, archived)
# Why hasn't that little git been banned yet?
(, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:14, archived)
# he's just deleted another pointless thread
I won't waste time replying to him again
(, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:19, archived)
# Hahah excellent.
I need some more praises. I keep using the same ones.
(, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:37, archived)
# WIN!
most excellent!
(, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:40, archived)
# Hahaha
This is ace!
(, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:47, archived)
# simple
but effective :D
(, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:48, archived)
# Marry me
(, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:53, archived)
# Only if I can be mummy
(, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:55, archived)
# *DUNF*
ace sound effect!
(, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:57, archived)
# Heh t'is my fav :)
(, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:00, archived)
# *ERMLINE*
(, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:37, archived)
# Hahaha
:D
(, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:57, archived)
# *click*
*click* *click* *click* *click*
(, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:58, archived)
# haha
excellent!
(, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:25, archived)