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# I designed one of the worst horror films ever. Please rate my amazon review.
www.amazon.com/Wild-Country-Peter-Capaldi/dp/B001GP5TM2/ref=sr_1_5?ie=UTF8&s=dvd&qid=1223391014&sr=1-5
(draxxmenvone - from the makers of Coco Pops Straws, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:52, archived)
#
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:53, archived)
# There should be some way of tracking
how many people have fallen for this trap!
(I helped save b3ta! DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:20, archived)
# why do you think that site is around?
b3ta generates 87% of their traffic.
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:46, archived)
# Wrong thing in the wrong place dear chap....

Try over there--------------------------------}
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:53, archived)
# rate your review?

You designed this film, and then reviewed it on Amazon and now you want us to review your review?

What the fuck is happening to this world when reviews need reviewing? has no one got anything to do any more?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:54, archived)
# Cataracts?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:54, archived)
# Ear Cataracts?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:56, archived)
# Ha ha!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:56, archived)
# *clicks I Like This*
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:01, archived)
# I like that you reviewed HappyToast's review of the state of reviews in the world
I rate your review 7.5/10
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:07, archived)
# I've got so many new shoes now I can barely count them!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:54, archived)
# count them in twos - it'll halve the time it takes.
/top tip blog
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:58, archived)
# *groan*
Might just stick this pea in here 'cos I still like it even though it's well past compo tiem...
small as I could get it
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:54, archived)
# Fact
This is how WWII actually happened!
(I helped save b3ta! DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:02, archived)
# win!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:07, archived)
# :)
Not often I get to crowbar the mighty Dibnah into a post!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:10, archived)
# i just love the single shot of the "someone set up us the bomb" guy
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:11, archived)
# The "Somebody set up us the bomb guy"??!!!ONE1!
That is the mighty Dibnah!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:12, archived)
# FRED FUCKING DIBNAH
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:43, archived)
# Sure - afterwards can you rate my review of your review?
Cock off

edit: "Wild Country is a Triumph not only of modern cinematography, but of human achievement."

oh good grief.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:55, archived)
# I'd suggest /links, sir
right, I really am off home now.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:55, archived)
# Congratulations. No, really, I am very impressed. It's very good news. I'm genuinely happy. Look, this is my happy face.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:55, archived)
# fudd
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:55, archived)
# *clicks "not useful"*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:55, archived)
# heh, this
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:55, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:58, archived)
# me too
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:58, archived)
# okay, seriously
shopped images only please
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:04, archived)
# *peas*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:58, archived)
#
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:57, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:58, archived)
# This troubles me
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:58, archived)
# Oh my!!
*fwaps*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:00, archived)
# Crikey!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:04, archived)
# oh mofaha
you big silly
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:04, archived)
# How did you know it was me?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:05, archived)
# He read
this


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:07, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:08, archived)
# I mean . . .
I personally don't mind the ridicule but you have to excercse caution posting pics of yourself on here . . .

*scarpers*

*throws Woo! over shoulder*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:06, archived)
# I can't go without mentioning that this
is one of the most disturbing things I've ever seen.

Sir, many congratulations.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:07, archived)
# I think you're in luck.
I think it likes you.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:08, archived)
# I'll fend it off with my special
'coughing up big lumps of phlegm' super-power.

Will that work?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:12, archived)
# Well it made me giggle
if that's what you mean :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:13, archived)
# I'm sorry sir, but you have the greatest username ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:06, archived)
# for the love of god
kill it!
(Mynd, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:04, archived)
# this is the most disturbing thing i've ever seen you do
and i'm not easily disturbed.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:10, archived)
# That's you, that is.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:40, archived)
# it's the shuddering that makes it really sinister
(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:41, archived)
# Second
This
(googlebot, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:55, archived)
# Thank god
thought it was just my eyes
(Sir Cosmo Bonsor, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:41, archived)
# You horrible genius :p
Have to say though, the vibration made me feel sick for a minute or two.
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:49, archived)
# i was waiting for something to push that vaguely disturbing topless Tony Hart picture off the first screenful of the front page
only to have it replaced with this!
(I helped save b3ta! kingofpork is the king of pork, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:56, archived)
# It's giving me a jelly belly!
One of the most disturbing things I've seen since the screaming mutant foetus in Eraserhead. www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-C1tpJRhFE&feature=related
(cheez is feeling ergophobic, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:03, archived)
# I wish
this were animated.
(ZugZwang refuses to update his profile., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:28, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:03, archived)
# fat fanny
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:14, archived)
# hahahaha!
FUCK!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:30, archived)
# Ha ha ha
That's great!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:32, archived)
# what the molten gay did that used to be?
hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:19, archived)
# ^^ This ^^
And yet, not that. Not that at all. No thanks.
(fridgefreezer inserted a topical reference into his sig on, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:32, archived)
# Jesus
That is really quite disturbing :D wooo!
(The Oscillating Gibbon is eating curried squid, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:42, archived)
#
Deborah Meaden?
(eyes, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:03, archived)
# hahahaha!
OHYES
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:12, archived)
# NO
GOD NO
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:18, archived)
# do not want
do not want do not want do not want.

*hides behind sofa*


*looks round* OH JEEPING CHRIST it's still there. do NOT WANT goddamnit.
(I helped save b3ta! greenish, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:50, archived)
# jebbers!!
that shaking made me think there was something going wrong with my brain!! awesome!!
(I helped save b3ta! jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Wed 8 Oct 2008, 4:44, archived)
# Wow
Bill Nighy has put some timber on!
(Mazrim, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 7:46, archived)
# HOLY FUCKING WHAT!!?!?!?!
*hides*
(ShavenLunatic says touch your nose!, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 9:01, archived)
# Waaaaahhhhh!!!!
*Fears* *Clicks* Woooooo!!!!

Still not as bad as Kerry Katona though.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 11:05, archived)
# Thats
seriously messed up *Hides*
(Panda_Pop, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:03, archived)
# It shivers?
Good, thought it was my new meds...
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:47, archived)
# FUUUCK!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 0:00, archived)
# Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeez!
*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! noodle monkey the cheese junky, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 12:49, archived)
# THE...
FEAR!!
(empois, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:27, archived)
# lol
can you milk it?
(I helped save b3ta! Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 20:11, archived)
# Blimey
I think I'm in love.

:-D
(ShockMeSane is wandering the lonely streets, muttering softly, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 3:10, archived)
# I might
I'd say it's a two pinter
(Jellypuff likes this on, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 22:53, archived)
# oh bother
:)
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 13:51, archived)
# i dont understand you
i dont understand you
i cannot understand you
i dont understand you

i dont understand
the things you say
i cant understand a single word
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:58, archived)
# Be awful
if it was to receive lots of duff reviews now
(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:01, archived)
# One star
As reviews go, I would have to say this is one in a million. No, one in a million billion. This is a review drowning in a sea of other reviews, suddenly surfacing like a turd at Butlins, yet camouflaged by the background noise of piss and ice-cream cones. It blends in, subtly hunting its prey like a Predator in a new battle suit.

In this review, you will see a new reviewer emerging on to the scene, screaming 'Rate Me!', yet nonchelantly raising an eyebrow at you, like a half eaten slice of french toast spread liberally with honey.

Keep an eye on this one: once he learns what commas are for, he will be up for the Blockbuster "New Year's Day Best Movie Review Of The Year" award. Watch this space.

If you enjoyed this reviewer's review of Wild Country's review, please review it.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:10, archived)
# I am not sure that i understand...
but hello!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:16, archived)
# best review review ever!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:18, archived)
# Rearrange these words into a well known phrase or saying:
"OFF"
"FUCK"
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:18, archived)
# i did a shit in a bucket
please eat my shit
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:21, archived)