You can try
I have seventy different varieties of genitalia from over 45 different species attached to various parts of my body.
Damn those alien pranksters.
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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat,
Wed 5 Mar 2003, 23:05,
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Great
will they fit in a jiffy bag?
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cotic can be bribed with biscuits,
Wed 5 Mar 2003, 23:47,
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