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# i went to Scunthorpe cinema the other day
and they were selling fishfood icecream
(3mo Kid, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 18:17, archived)
# fishfood?
food for fish or fish-flavoured food?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 18:18, archived)
# well,
it was actually ice cream with little chocolate fish in it which is a shame cos i would much have prefered some fish flakes.
(3mo Kid, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 18:20, archived)
# oh yeah, that one.
S'got nothing on that one with peanut butter and pretzels in. Chubby Hubby I think it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 18:29, archived)
# you know
what i like? good old fashioned vanilla. that's what i like.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 18:32, archived)
# i only like
cornish vanilla
(3mo Kid, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 18:34, archived)
# i only
like nirvana songs that aren't about heroin.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 18:39, archived)
# aren't you
supposed to be at band practice or something?
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 18:42, archived)
# trash
has just phoned. his car's been clamped, so no.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 18:44, archived)
# ha
hahahahaha. oh that's just cheered me up, i really needed that :)
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 18:48, archived)
# normally i
would find it hilarious too, but i was quite excited.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 18:53, archived)
# ha ha
you said cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! Monkeyboy, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 18:19, archived)
# was that part of the fishfood
joke?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 18:23, archived)
# how the hell
did you make your profile so cool?
(3mo Kid, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 18:28, archived)
# 15 months of practice ;)
There's a thing called css stylesheets thingymabobs and they split the page up into diferent parts that you can set to be certaincolours, fonts etc.
If you click view source you can see that i've embedded a flash movie and some sound in the background too)
Try and save the source and experiment a bit with changing some of the hexadecimal colour values and putting in your own choice of sound etc.

The flash part was very tricky to get right, took lots of playing around with the code.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 18:34, archived)
# i didn't realise
that what i was seeing all along was what you wanted it to be.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 18:38, archived)
# well not 'exactly' how i wanted it
But much closer than I thought I'd be able to achieve when it was constrained to the tiny box.
Actually I still need to center everything.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 18:47, archived)
# in css:
margin: 0px auto; text-align: center;
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 19:01, archived)
# he has
special hands.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 18:34, archived)
# oh yeah
i never noticed that
(3mo Kid, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 18:24, archived)
# Ah....
Ben & Jerrys Phish Food. Can't say I'm that fussed about it, but their Chocolate Cookie Dough is rather wonderful.

Damn. I want ice cream now...
(Glis, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 18:24, archived)
# i thought that it
was ok, but there was hardly any dough and when i did get any, it was in massive chunks
(3mo Kid, Thu 6 Mar 2003, 18:26, archived)