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# another one
i once met a man with a lisp
who looked rather like a crisp
I named him wheat snack
he cried like a sap
so i hit him and thus fixed his lisp


sigh
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 2:05, archived)
#
*pats reassuringly on shoulder*

"it's ok..."
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 2:07, archived)
# mmm
i once had a bag full of gourds
and a garage of broken down Fords
I then got a knife
and murdered my wife
now they won't let me near matches


freestyle limericks are fun
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 2:08, archived)
# ok!
I need cheering up, all this politics has made me sad :(
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 2:13, archived)
# i would regail you
with some incredible story about something or other, but i think my eyes are about to fall out, so i better go keep them safe with my eyelids.

In bed.

Night night.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 2:16, archived)
# night babe
xxx
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 2:19, archived)
# Wooo!
they are indeed.
I like that one...
and they won't let me near matches either
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 2:38, archived)
# hmmm
There once was a weboard called b3ta
With images that could not be sweeter
It's changed quite a bit
with all this political shit
and without it, it'd be so much neater
(Chromatically Challenged, Fri 7 Mar 2003, 2:11, archived)