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# yesterday i was full of shit
until i had the hoojest fart-propelled poop.
toilet duck, RIP
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:07, archived)
# i heard a delightful tale
about a local man getting the curvy head of a toilet duck jammed solidly up his rectum. nursing staff could barely suppress the laughter for long enough to remove it.
wherever he goes now, the local children quack at him.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:10, archived)
# saw something similar
on 'most embarrasing medical something or other'

a man admitted to hospital with several doll's heads up his bum.

apparently he liked to masturbate while shitting them out
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:14, archived)
# hahaha!
i loved the story of the old man with a jam jar up his arse, FHM showed his x-ray
(, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:19, archived)