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# I sooooooo
want one of them!

I'd stroke it all day long and call it TitBit.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2003, 21:56, archived)
# i was gunna call it bernard
but titbit kinda works
(, Sun 9 Mar 2003, 21:57, archived)
# Titbit?
I'd call him Charles (presuming it's a boy - isn't that sort of thing difficult to check on a kitty-tortoise?)
(, Sun 9 Mar 2003, 21:58, archived)
# Put your nipple next to one and then you'll know why I'm gonna call it that :)
(, Sun 9 Mar 2003, 22:01, archived)
# ooooooh!
where can I get one?

actually, no - I already breastfeed a baby with teeth, I get quite enough of that already!
(, Sun 9 Mar 2003, 22:03, archived)
# that sounds
kinda rude...

Edit: evening all
(, Sun 9 Mar 2003, 21:58, archived)
# Evening,
Still sticky?
(, Sun 9 Mar 2003, 21:59, archived)
# nah
I've had a shower since this morning. now I just smell vaguely of green vegetables after a couple of hours in the kitchen making a freezer-ful of baby food.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2003, 22:01, archived)
# Mmmmmm
vegetables.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2003, 22:15, archived)
# When
was this isn't she?
(, Sun 9 Mar 2003, 22:02, archived)
# hey!
I'm not very sticky just now!
(, Sun 9 Mar 2003, 22:05, archived)
# evening
rather late for you innit?
(, Sun 9 Mar 2003, 22:00, archived)
# evening girlie
I'm being a rebel : ) Hubby in the bath, baby in bed. Peace and quiet for once!

How you?
(, Sun 9 Mar 2003, 22:02, archived)
# all good
hormones making me a bit frisky - but no one's picked up on it yet. :(
(, Sun 9 Mar 2003, 22:03, archived)
# I'm as horny as hell
despite last night...
(, Sun 9 Mar 2003, 22:06, archived)
# I'm horny as hell
and single till at least wednesday, when I meet another one of my sister's mates. Boo nay!
(, Sun 9 Mar 2003, 22:08, archived)
# sometimes I wish I was single
can I interest you in a slightly used husband and child?
(, Sun 9 Mar 2003, 22:14, archived)
# it would be
an improvement on the sad-acts my sis keeps sending me...
(, Sun 9 Mar 2003, 22:16, archived)
# Frisky?
Eh eh.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2003, 22:13, archived)
# Consider it
picked up on
(, Sun 9 Mar 2003, 22:13, archived)
# so what
are you guys gonna do about it ;-)
(, Sun 9 Mar 2003, 22:15, archived)
# are you
limiting to just guys?
(, Sun 9 Mar 2003, 22:18, archived)
# Hey,
get a chat room!
(, Sun 9 Mar 2003, 22:21, archived)
# I was only asking
0: )
(, Sun 9 Mar 2003, 22:22, archived)
# Heh,
I know.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2003, 22:26, archived)
# girlie,
I wouldn't hesitate to snuggle with you ;-)
(, Sun 9 Mar 2003, 22:24, archived)
# Good lord!
(, Sun 9 Mar 2003, 22:28, archived)