Stick Diana's face on it :)
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Victor Meldrew,
Fri 28 Nov 2008, 12:34,
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Or
Father Christmas
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Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam,
Fri 28 Nov 2008, 12:35,
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Or a dong
always put a dong on it
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Victor Meldrew,
Fri 28 Nov 2008, 12:36,
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donk!
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Barbarossa is not my real name,
Fri 28 Nov 2008, 12:37,
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and that!
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Victor Meldrew,
Fri 28 Nov 2008, 12:42,
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