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# that would be quite a sad television programme
... about the only two horses left in Ireland and everyone else is dead... and they just wander around, getting up to hijinks.. and they have a falling out one day and go their seperate ways

:'''(
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:39, archived)
# the theme tune would be all sad like this:
doo doooo doo dooooooOOoOOoooooo
*Irish noises of Ireland*
laa laaaa laa laaaaaAAaaAAAaaaaa

NEIGH neigh...

doo doooooooo doo dooooooo dooo dooooo ...

then strings come in building up to a crescendo, with drums in the background BUMM BUMM BUMM BUMM

then the human beatboxing starts and it gets all urban and stuff and the horses start breakdancing... and one of them raps about the premise of the programme so that eveyone knows what it's about..
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:41, archived)
# I like where you're going with this
let's split the idea, 50-50, and pitch it to Horse & Country TV
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:43, archived)
# *shakes on it*
*retires*

and with that I'm going home to my missus. See you all tomorrow everyone.

G' night

*waves*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:45, archived)
# I gotta PONY in me pocket
I fetch the suitcase from the carriage

etc
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:43, archived)