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(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:52, archived)
# Hahaha!
That's a click for you sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:52, archived)
# clicks
well done
(waxdart hello., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:53, archived)
# hahahahahhaha! *clicked, and clicked again*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:53, archived)
# haha *clickage*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:54, archived)
# hahah
Genius


Pure Genius


this wins all!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:55, archived)
# well it's not getting the rest of my
yoghurt - it's mine!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:56, archived)
# *steals yoghurt while the Prof isn't looking*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:04, archived)
# *impotent with rage*
HARUMPH!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:07, archived)
# Is now a good time to make a joke about the culture?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:08, archived)
# That was yesterday.
/doesn't know when to stop blog
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:09, archived)
# I've managed to get The State of the Art
I'm looking for the others...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:10, archived)
# Most certainly..
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:21, archived)
# haha
excellent have a click
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:55, archived)
# ha ha ha
"I used to bullseye womp rats in my t-16 back home..."

"you sick fuck... those are living creatures...!"
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:55, archived)
# womp rats are vermin just like splange foxes
and trill squirrels!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:57, archived)
# then control their numbers in a humane way
don't take pot shots at them from a sky hopper like some fucking intergalactic redneck
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:00, archived)
# I say we take off and nuke the entire lot of 'em from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:01, archived)
# well yes but
that would be problematic for the rest of life on the planet... why not just lay some traps of some kind.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:03, archived)
# Laser traps?
big exploding laser traps with guns and gnus and gnus with guns?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:05, archived)
# I was thinkning more along the lines of
some sort of baited cage... we have to consider the Profogg population and the impact a Womp Rat cull could have on their numbers!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:07, archived)
# Oh ok then
but can I least tickle a womp rat with feather duster?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:13, archived)
# *narrows eyes*
where?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:14, archived)
# Near the swamp, of course.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:16, archived)
# okay then...
but you'd best do it at night and disguised as a tin of biscuits... the Empire will never suspect that
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:23, archived)
# \o/ *dons biscuit tin disguise*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:26, archived)
# Don't care about the competition subject..
This exchange should win every current open compo!
(I helped save b3ta! Pixieelf got his 1st front pg. when MJ died! Double Whammy!, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 15:00, archived)
# hahahahaha....
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:56, archived)
# YAY

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:57, archived)
# That's no tome!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 13:59, archived)
# Hahahaha
well played sir, well played ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:00, archived)
# I forget where that's from
Phil Jupitus 1998 tour?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:04, archived)
# Really?
Damn, for a second there I thought I might have had an original idea... Not surprised though 'cos it's fairly obvious now I think about it.

OK so admittedly I got the safety rail thing from Family Guy but hand on heart hadn't heard the grating one from anywhere...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:07, archived)
# Erm.. perhaps this?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjMK6mtryVY

I hope it wasn't Phil Jupitus, because that means I'm going to have to dump one of my more successful routines...

And I've never even seen Family Guy or Phil Jupitus...
(I helped save b3ta! Stevedix http://www.stevedix.de/blog, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:08, archived)
# Decent jokes
Badly delivered - was that you on stand up? :)
(LittleTerryFuckwit Check out my gavel pits. Judge me., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 11:20, archived)
# Yes..
That's me.

You should see me in german, I'm even worse.
(I helped save b3ta! Stevedix http://www.stevedix.de/blog, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:12, archived)
# super poib
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:08, archived)
# Have a click for that.
Excellent hummus.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 14:57, archived)
# this wins everything for me
the web is complete. *clicks
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 15:38, archived)
# the Death Start Mk. 1 eh?
is this the star wars eqivelant of engrish?

(btw, woo!)
(I helped save b3ta! djol, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 17:50, archived)
# Piss. Didn't spot that.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 19:34, archived)
# Sorted.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 19:41, archived)
# :D
I like this!
(I helped save b3ta! alwayslostinsmoke fulfilling dreams since, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:14, archived)
# hahaha top!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:41, archived)
#
"High platforms are a common feature of the Death Star Mk 1..."

hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 6:57, archived)
# Brilliant!
And extra kudos for the safety rail comment!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 14:32, archived)
# at last
the answer to a question i have been asking since i was just a young lad.
^clicks^
(augsav forgot about B3ta, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 13:15, archived)