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# You guys and your mock dutch!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 5 Apr 2009, 21:27, archived)
# I think you will find that that must mean the Dutch are all dyslexic
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 5 Apr 2009, 21:28, archived)
# You're not wrong there

or at least close to the truth
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 5 Apr 2009, 21:29, archived)
# does that mean I am dutch?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 5 Apr 2009, 21:30, archived)
# Only if you take me out and pay!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 5 Apr 2009, 21:32, archived)
# I would anyway, I am a gentleman
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 5 Apr 2009, 21:34, archived)
# Yay!!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 5 Apr 2009, 21:35, archived)
# I finally got to the chance to use that the line "No its because I'm a gentleman" the other day
A fat militant looking lady type asks if I'm only holding the door open because shes a woman,
but instead I replied "No its because I thought you might have a heart attack if you had to lift your arms you fat bitch"
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sun 5 Apr 2009, 21:36, archived)
# hahahahaha!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 5 Apr 2009, 21:39, archived)
# Good man :)
I can't stand people like, it's a case of 'I can be nice and hold the door open for you or I can be a cunt like you and not give a toss about other people'
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 5 Apr 2009, 21:40, archived)
# Fuck Millie Tant
Ignore them and carry on with your good manners
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 5 Apr 2009, 22:02, archived)
# You should have said:
"You're a woman!?"
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 5 Apr 2009, 21:41, archived)
# Mock the Dutch.
I think that there is the basis for a game show there ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 5 Apr 2009, 21:40, archived)
# I think there are several on already

www.rtl.nl/shows/ikhouvanholland/home/

;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 5 Apr 2009, 21:42, archived)
# haha. I really do love Holland.
I think it is high time I had another visit.

My cousin is getting married this year and his brother and I were discussing stag party ideas. I think I might just have one ( again, we took my brother in law there for his, my sister hardly spoke to me up to the wedding after that ;))
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 5 Apr 2009, 21:45, archived)
# Hahaha

My sister's getting married soon. To another girl. So I have no idea how or what to organise now. Should there only be girls, devided into two camps? Will there be strippers?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 5 Apr 2009, 21:50, archived)
# bugger me. That's a dilemma and no mistake!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 5 Apr 2009, 21:51, archived)
# a gay volleague recently got hitched
at my insistence they had separate hen nights
and all blokes attending had to cross-dress

i didn't go to either, but the wedding itself was fun

edit: 'colleague'
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 5 Apr 2009, 21:56, archived)
# Mmm good thinking

The people attending will mostly be no strangers to cross-dressing anyway.

Especially the blokes
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 5 Apr 2009, 22:01, archived)