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# I will tend to you, and trim your little shoots.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:53, archived)
# Win!
Do I get a bell to ring when I need something?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:58, archived)
# You get to tell little Gail Porter
who shall be acting as my assistant.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:59, archived)
# Poor little Gail Porter.
I wonder how her lovely little bottom is.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:00, archived)
# hairless
at a guess...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:01, archived)
# She's grown some tatties since the kids
so probably round and biteable, like her lovely little bonce.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:02, archived)
# She's got kids?!
Oh I'm not interested now.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:03, archived)
# I believe she does, yes.
I am, she's way better now than she ever was before. She looks happier, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:04, archived)
# I haven't seen her recently
But there's nothing wrong with a completely hairless woman. It makes sci-fi roleplaying so much easier...
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:07, archived)
# Watch the Gadget Show
she co-presents it with Grey Haired Awesome Chap.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:08, archived)
# Is that on one of those televisual broadcasts
that are available through a box with moving pictures?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:10, archived)
# It most certainly is!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:15, archived)
# *googles*
She looks like one of the ladies from Alien Nation, I like that look.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:19, archived)
# Grey Haired Awesome Chap is very posh and Dadlike
I'd love to hug him call him Daddy, looking up to him with wide-open eyes
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:20, archived)
# Oh this is getting better and betterer!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:00, archived)
# yes
but it's a church bell and you're too frail to pull the rope...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:00, archived)
# also
the rope's snapped... I'm so sorry for your loss
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:03, archived)
# Argh, the badger training was a futile exercise
I shall train toucans to fly up and tap the bell with their beaks
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:05, archived)
# I shall train badgers to do this for me
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:04, archived)