This sums up why twitter is so pointless
Who gives a shit what someone is up to at any given time? Who wakes up in the morning and thinks, 'Wowzers, I wonder if any celebrities are eating tuna right now?!!!!!!!!'
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Victor Meldrew,
Tue 12 May 2009, 13:30,
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If you follow people who tell you when they're shitting,
you're going to get messages about people shitting... you really only have yourself to blame.
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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09,
Tue 12 May 2009, 13:34,
archived)
whooooooosssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
splatter
whooooossshhhhhh
splatter
aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
"My word that was a mighty fine curry - pity about my underpants!"
quack!
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Zuffle farts silently in lifts then leaves the warm aroma,
Tue 12 May 2009, 17:52,
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