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# could only be better
if there was a steamed up mirror behind the cherubs so that you could see the dancer was actually Jesus in drag with his cock out
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 22 May 2009, 17:27, archived)
# jesus don't half look sexy in his heels
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 22 May 2009, 17:27, archived)
# He's just happy to get out of those bloody sandals
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 22 May 2009, 17:28, archived)
# J H C has great legs
thought jew couldnt shave?? maybe only their beards then?
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Fri 22 May 2009, 17:28, archived)
# *awaits "Jesus Shaves" pictures*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 22 May 2009, 17:29, archived)
# You've got to love jebus when he is in drag :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 22 May 2009, 17:29, archived)
# Bloody hell, is that a rule?
*fears*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 22 May 2009, 17:30, archived)
# yes it is
It is in that book thing some where, I can't touch it as it makes my skin burn :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 22 May 2009, 17:32, archived)
# see
I corinthians 8:17 and 2 John 4:34. have been loving a dragged up jesus for years. at least, he says he's jesus.

aslo: i mentioned this before: gruntfuttock is double barrelled mate!!
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Fri 22 May 2009, 17:32, archived)
# no one parties like Jebus parties
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 22 May 2009, 17:31, archived)
# It is great when he has got his nipple tassels on
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 22 May 2009, 17:33, archived)
# nipple tassles of thorns?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 22 May 2009, 17:34, archived)
# he only wears them on a Tuesday night
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 22 May 2009, 17:35, archived)
# shame he draws the line
at the stigmata handjob
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 22 May 2009, 17:41, archived)
# that is only for a few days once a year
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 22 May 2009, 17:42, archived)
# no shortage of booze
but you got to like seafood.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 22 May 2009, 17:33, archived)
# And all the wine you can drink, but no beer.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 22 May 2009, 17:36, archived)
# "You bringing any wine to the party, Jesus?"
"Yeah, about 8 pints"
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 22 May 2009, 17:58, archived)
# Ain't no party like a Jebus party
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 22 May 2009, 17:38, archived)