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# Oi!
No photoshopping me.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 21 Mar 2003, 19:39, archived)
# at least you
won't come back from the shops to find your cleavage has been shopped Fnord
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 21 Mar 2003, 19:42, archived)
# I might come back and
find I've got cleavage tho
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 21 Mar 2003, 19:42, archived)
# Wouldn't be the first time
now would it?
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 21 Mar 2003, 19:45, archived)
# I've found my head...
...on a chicken's body twice recently.

and I'm not talking about real life before anyone asks
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 21 Mar 2003, 19:46, archived)
# I love
the Mystery Bob-headed dancing chicken woo.
(Cheril, Fri 21 Mar 2003, 21:51, archived)
# yes
but would it be ginger?
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 21 Mar 2003, 19:46, archived)
# well if you will post them on here!
*cough*fool*cough*
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Fri 21 Mar 2003, 19:44, archived)
# I only did it
cos Lumpbucket was making a fuss...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 21 Mar 2003, 19:46, archived)
# What could I do?
They had clearly broken the law.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 21 Mar 2003, 19:46, archived)
# my cleavage
had broken the law???
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 21 Mar 2003, 19:52, archived)
# It was flouting EU regulations
on milk quotas. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 21 Mar 2003, 19:56, archived)
# they only produce
about a pint and a half a day...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 21 Mar 2003, 20:07, archived)
# That's the nub of the problem
Can you get them producing in litres and not imperial measurements?
Then there'll be no problem at all :)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 21 Mar 2003, 20:30, archived)
# I think
I could cobble together some kind of attachment that would register 0.8 litres instead?
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 21 Mar 2003, 20:41, archived)
# Who, me?
No, never would... honest!

(Bugger, I knew I should have saved the WBM/Rob hybrid when I'd had the chance...)
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 21 Mar 2003, 19:45, archived)