You need the all new Kevlar Transparent 3000™ model.
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Fri 25 Sep 2009, 16:33,
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I think I'll just superglue it to my face
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Fri 25 Sep 2009, 16:34,
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It has a string attached...
...WOW!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Fri 25 Sep 2009, 16:34,
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FUCK YEAH!
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Fri 25 Sep 2009, 16:37,
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it's a garotte!
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Fri 25 Sep 2009, 16:38,
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