They're modern anniversary gifts
1st Iron
2nd Duster
3rd rolling pin
4th wisk
5th Hoover
6th Mop
7th divorce papers. (7 year itch and all that y'know?)
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Bob the mul Don't look at me that way,
Sat 21 Nov 2009, 22:20,
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8...?
9 profit.
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Holly Would long wheel based tranny,
Sat 21 Nov 2009, 22:25,
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profit Bankrupt
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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps,
Sat 21 Nov 2009, 22:26,
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8... 9..?
Who the hell stays together for that length of time? I suppose you'd have to get a coffee maker or a hot latino gardener for those anniveraries.
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Bob the mul Don't look at me that way,
Sat 21 Nov 2009, 22:28,
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Rolling Pin's just before Divorce
Don't you read Andy Capp?
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gingerfreak Why? Why not.,
Sat 21 Nov 2009, 22:29,
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