What you needed was a stick of camouflage face paint.
Don't put it on your face, smear the dark stripe onto the lazer sensors, so they can't be activated.
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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack.,
Mon 25 Jan 2010, 13:26,
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Judging by my score, you'd have thought I had done that ;)
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Mon 25 Jan 2010, 13:27,
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