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(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 11:22, archived)
# hahahah! Yay to the return of Jeremy!
ace, Moley!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 11:23, archived)
# Cheers Stevie!
I've not been round these parts lately.... Have I missed much?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 11:27, archived)
# we're going to have to chain you to the /board, arn't we? :D
don't think much has happened... The iPad challange was a bit of a mission to survive and we've had a wandbagon for the "underwear mayor", but that's about it!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 11:35, archived)
# oh that Jeremy
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 11:24, archived)
# Hehe
Welcome Home Jeremy.
Where did you say you've been?
(Pytchblend Had Tarmac for tea, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 11:24, archived)
# Well he WAS going someplace on a bus t'other day as I recall...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 11:26, archived)
# Dusseldorf
Wasn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! ogwen69 has returned from Reddit, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 17:56, archived)
# I want to go to Dusseldorf now.
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 11:26, archived)
# You BASTARD!!!!
I was reading that as I was eating some toasted Hot Cross Bun - now I've choked to death - I'm writing this from my grave obviously!

BASTARD! *clickies*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 11:28, archived)
# :D
Giggled like a deranged hyena.
(Duckspeak Quacked, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 11:29, archived)
# Hahahahah
This is great!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 11:29, archived)
# I NEED A POO!! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 11:30, archived)
# Jeremy went to my school
I went on the same school trip as him, and he was too scared to look at the pig in the zoo, he cried on the tram and he wouldn't eat the sausage because it had touched the saurkraut on his plate so we had to order him another one and then we were too late to get into the Kunst Palace and so our teacher called him a whiny little cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 11:33, archived)
# Heh.
Ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 11:37, archived)
# Is there a Jeremy archive?
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 11:40, archived)
# Yeah, it's called The Front Page... ;P
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 11:44, archived)
# Watch this space....
www.jeremytheannoyinghorse.com

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 11:45, archived)
# OMG This is BIG!
*bookmarks*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 11:47, archived)
# Watches
He's giving me the bloody eye, he is!
(Pytchblend Had Tarmac for tea, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 11:53, archived)
# yes yes and yes
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 16:34, archived)
# MOLEY!!!!
You're back! Happy New Year, where've you bin sir \O/ *Glees*
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Ninj, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 11:40, archived)
# Did some kid burn his neck?
Bet he didn't like that.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 12:03, archived)
#
And was it in france?
(FilmBoy84 Living in a sea of senility..., Thu 11 Feb 2010, 18:21, archived)
# Hahahaha! *gasps*
are you going to publish a book of them*



*put them all in one place so we can download them all?
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 12:19, archived)
# become a fan of him on facebook!
www.facebook.com/pages/Jeremy-the-Annoying-Horse/251368250992
(I helped save b3ta! gypsy turnips, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 20:53, archived)
# Oh Jeremy, what will he get up to next?
(The Oscillating Gibbon is eating curried squid, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 18:22, archived)
# Dusseldorf is a very nice place indeed

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 8:21, archived)
# woos and yays - Jezzer is back :)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
clickety click
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Thu 11 Feb 2010, 8:24, archived)
# yay!
I've been to Düsseldorf

I ate sausages there.

did I tell yo I've been to Düsseldorf
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:56, archived)
# HAHAHA
did not see this when you posted it but hooooray! and congrats on the FP!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 11:57, archived)
# this could be any conversation I overhear on the train to and from work.
(waxdart hello., Thu 11 Feb 2010, 12:54, archived)
# YES!!! Jeremy returns!!!
P.s I once snuck a turd out in a Jaccuzi. It didn't float. It just blocked the jets up =(
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 13:33, archived)
# ?
Why?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 15:39, archived)
#
I need a POO !!!

Jeremy for Prime Minister
(shooms Look just cunt the fuck off will you..., Thu 11 Feb 2010, 16:02, archived)
# OH JEREMY
I love horses, and I particularly love Jeremy
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 16:13, archived)
# oh jeremy you annoying cunt :D
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 17:18, archived)
# This is great!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 11:57, archived)
# YAY
Jez rules
(I helped save b3ta! dogfish, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 1:17, archived)
# I live in Dusseldorf, Jeremy's a lying cunt
there is only the 'aquazoo' with fish and insects and snakes and penguins and seals n stuff
no pigs, or other land mammals

there is another zoo in Duisburg nearby, I don't think they have a pig either

there are trams and big sausages though
(I helped save b3ta! hugo-a-gogo has no sig, the gayer, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 10:57, archived)
# Perhaps you've never visited the petting zoo in the Südpark, off Werstener Strasse...
They've got a pig.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 11:56, archived)
# I saw pigs on Thursday
But to be fair that was at Altweibar! I live here too btw. I like it. Zee German woman are hot. If everyone spoke English, the weather was warmer and it was next to the sea side this place would be perfect.
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Sat 13 Feb 2010, 10:00, archived)
# I'm there all the bloody time, the kids love it
hardly a zoo though, more of a farm

I live about half a mile from the place
(I helped save b3ta! hugo-a-gogo has no sig, the gayer, Sat 13 Feb 2010, 19:36, archived)
# hahahahah
thank you for making my evening :) this is wonderful x
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Fri 12 Feb 2010, 20:00, archived)
# I <3 Jeremy
The best of all the animals!
(I helped save b3ta! 3ric content? content? well, can't complain, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 22:41, archived)
# Oh...
You spelt it wrong too. It's Düsseldorf...without the umlaut it means Idiottown. True fact.
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Sat 13 Feb 2010, 10:03, archived)
# that horse is such a cunt
(haffy, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 1:26, archived)