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grrr. the ascii is too long to stick on the board. not fair.

EDIT: Click for texty

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rob, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:12, archived)

Oh my god.

That is fantastically woo, and much yay!

Edit: will you marry me? I can have the operation!

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s0WmVHAwZgpG, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:13, archived)

Too long you say?

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gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:54, archived)

That

is rather spiffingly spectacular - a singularly excellent helicopter, with fantastic supporting acts too!

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:14, archived)

I can't claim it all as all my own

it's various bits of ascii art cut and pasted together.

The ladder / man / sea, i.e the crap bits were handdrawn tho.

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rob, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:18, archived)

Well

it's the whole that counts here, isn't it?

"Photoshopping" with ASCII, what could be more b3tan? :-D

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:19, archived)

it's called

notepadding

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:25, archived)

I'm using noted

which is a text editor written by cal.

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rob, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:32, archived)

An alternative to Notepad, eh?

What animation program comes with it, TextReady or ASCIIShop?

"How do you guys write your excellent posts?"

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:38, archived)

haha

nice

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:14, archived)

Is that real?

Etc, etc
Woo!

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Wifey, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:14, archived)

heard you got your

dates wrong :)

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curry monster, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:15, archived)

'shuffles feet"

Yeah.
Where you there? What's your excuse?

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Wifey, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:18, archived)

I was in the Rad earlier that evening

spookily enough, but had to go and see a man about a dog

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curry monster, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:20, archived)

Sorry we missed you

Click here to see what you managed to avoid ;-)

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:21, archived)

does djdirect

ALWAYS look pissed?

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:23, archived)

yes

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curry monster, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:23, archived)

i tihnk it's a fine line

and i'm not sure *look* really a necessary word...

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new_matt, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:26, archived)

He was very together

on Friday. We had a lovely time. Shame the rest of you could'nt make it.

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Wifey, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:26, archived)

none of the rest of use knew ;)

you do keep your little trysts so secret...

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new_matt, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:28, archived)

We'd booked our babysitters

for the saturday... ;)

Sorry you got the wrong date down hon, dunno how that happened - it was right in scheduler and the flyer!

Maybe next time.

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:29, archived)

Just being a muppet

I guess. We couldn't have done Saturday anyway, as our babysitters were busy..
Next time....

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Wifey, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:33, archived)

hahah,

thank you - i was cooking me tea - i was way plastered when i left though. not unlike saturday, and sunday. and monsterous hangover the last two days - just going now in time for football tonight, hurrah!

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djdirect, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 16:06, archived)

woo

havent seen those pictures before - i did go to see the rugby in the afternoon, so i have an excuse, sigh....

*never drinking again, FACT, good job theres no drinking going on on the 11th...*

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djdirect, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:47, archived)

how do you

put that kind of text on the board ( I know that is a screen shot, but how would you normally do it?)

I tried to do a picture with letters in here, but it never worked...... kept deleting extra spaces and the like!

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@stephenshortt Jaysus it's been a while!, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:15, archived)

<pre> tags?</pre>

They allow images, text etc to be displayed as is

         but only in this font

(Helga, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:16, archived)

pre tags?


      like
   This
                 then
or
    is
          there
  something
             wrong
?

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@stephenshortt Jaysus it's been a while!, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:18, archived)

double line spacing

on anything other than IE, I think.

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Pootle, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:21, archived)

Must

be a

Windoze

thing.

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Ijon Tichy, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:25, archived)

Yay you've

notepaded it!

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:15, archived)

crikey

you're member no. 11!
how many members are there? and who's no. 1?

(joshwa ultra lurker, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:15, archived)

i am not a number i'm a f...

oh, wait, i'm number 1745

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new_matt, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:18, archived)

Cal is number 1

Pep's number 2, most of the rest of the early numbers aren't used...

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:18, archived)

we've been saving them for the

four horsemen of the webpocalypse. brokengif, 404, bandwidth and er ..

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rob, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:20, archived)

Jeff?

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Dr Drink, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:21, archived)

redex?

(Helga, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:22, archived)

Why don't you

look and see?

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Wifey, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:19, archived)

thats a good idea

member 1. buttercups has been a member for 33 years. 2. pep 1 yr 193 days. 3. not_real member for ages. 15 frontpages. and so on

(joshwa ultra lurker, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:33, archived)

neil is member 8

been a member for 1 yr 200 days and posted 1 message

(joshwa ultra lurker, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:35, archived)

number 9. jack

no posts.

(joshwa ultra lurker, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:36, archived)

no. 10 . crab bloke

58 frontpages

(joshwa ultra lurker, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:37, archived)

no. 11 rob

him, cal and pep run this place,
47 frontpages. "I've actually sat there and counted links from clickthrus from images VS text. Text wins. By a fucking mile."

(joshwa ultra lurker, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:40, archived)

no 12. zanussi-beatz

3 front pages.

(joshwa ultra lurker, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:43, archived)

no 13. monkeon

has this great pic in his profile :

191 FRONTPAGES! - who has the most?
do you want to employ me as a b3ta member researcher?

(joshwa ultra lurker, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:44, archived)

no. 14 nicey

has favourite buscuits in order in his/her profile. 5 frontpages

(joshwa ultra lurker, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:46, archived)

no 15 phil

no messages

(joshwa ultra lurker, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:50, archived)

no 16 lion

7 messages

(joshwa ultra lurker, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:51, archived)

no 17 - plasticmachines

3 messages - he/she likes icecream

(joshwa ultra lurker, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:53, archived)

To help you out

Hugo Rune did a list of all the users+ids just before Christmas (I think).

It might be an idea to ask if anyone has the link or try searching the spazz...

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Ijon Tichy, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:54, archived)

no 18 - hal9000

15 frontpages

(joshwa ultra lurker, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:55, archived)

no 19 - Makes_Tea-with_Ocelots

0 messages

(joshwa ultra lurker, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:58, archived)

no 20 - chimpy

141 messages
0 frontpages
ah i'm off for a tea break, i'll continue tomoorrow

(joshwa ultra lurker, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:59, archived)

no 21. fatskier

4 frontpages. 17 messages! crikey, that's a high message to frontpage ratio. do you think it's the highest?

(joshwa ultra lurker, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 16:06, archived)

no 22. doh i can't get the pages to show anymore.

ah well. i suppose it gets me out of this loop i seem to have got into.

(joshwa ultra lurker, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 16:08, archived)

that was me + cal + peps old boss

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rob, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:40, archived)

Too much time + hands + ascii + Rob =

youwayhoupla

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Darryn.R, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:16, archived)

Yet another repost opportunity...

I think it's fair to say we've all had a go at that image

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JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:18, archived)

I haven't

(Helga, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:20, archived)

then it's fair to say most of us have had a go etc...

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JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:21, archived)

well, if there are over 10000 b3tans,

do you think over 5000 have had a try?

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Pootle, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:26, archived)

i haven't

and wouldn't...
never done no hands neither.. nor a kitten...
unless you count "how to skin a cat" which is rather horrid.

and no - cos i doubt 5000 even post pics with any regularity - loads of the 11,000 just lurk/get newsletter.

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popt_art, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:41, archived)

I haven't either and don't expect to.

I think i might have done 1 no hands, and 1 the fear.
I think Joshua should do some further statistical investigations, how many active board members do we have?

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Pootle, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:50, archived)

Jesus!

What is this? A Pedants convention?

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JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 16:21, archived)

mmmmiiiiiiiinnnnnnndddddddddd

ppppppi..ahh can't be arsed.

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s0WmVHAwZgpG, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:21, archived)

haven't.

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s0WmVHAwZgpG, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:21, archived)

I knew a girl like that once....

everyone had a go.....

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@stephenshortt Jaysus it's been a while!, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:22, archived)

what was her name?

Raleigh?

(Helga, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:25, archived)

Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee... I forget... Oh yeah... Poooooooooost

best pic ever, unless it RedEx's on me again.

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WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:37, archived)

you could have posted a link to the txt file

if you felt it was too big for the board ;)

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:19, archived)

I have now ...

www.b3ta.com/images/b3ta/heli.txt

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rob, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:23, archived)

wow!

thanks. :-D

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:26, archived)

if you highlight the sea,

it makes it blue :)

(joshwa ultra lurker, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:28, archived)

hahahaha

ingenious!

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 15:38, archived)

an apt


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(Seany boy, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 16:11, archived)

like it and give it a

WOO YAY HOUPLA

(Kazoooooooo, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 20:07, archived)

hmmm... here be my

new woo... please tlel if too big/gaudy yadda

(Squidge, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 20:29, archived)