Elon's Insights
I made this!
Based on the Star In Next Week's issue from back in December
* ELON-O-TRON 2000- An account that posts nonsense facts like "dogs piss out of their eyeballs" but it's presented as if it's been quote tweeted by Elon going "interesting" and "looking into this"
Hopefully the link works. Ideally it would be an account on actual twitter, but a) i don't want to be on twitter and b) Elon would kill me
elonsinsights.pages.dev/
(, Tue 1 Apr 2025, 13:36, Reply)
I haven't been on twitter since 2012, but this is much better than it ever was.
(, Tue 1 Apr 2025, 14:26, Reply)
there are about 150 facts so far
but I've now added an anonymous jotform so people can just fill their boots and add whatever atrocious thoughts come into their heads.
I may regret this.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2025, 12:27, Reply)
Maybe I ran into a random clump of repetitions right at the start :)
(, Thu 3 Apr 2025, 12:11, Reply)
I reckon it should be...
"Homophones not welcome at Pride marches...."
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Boot I want to know what you meant, Wed 2 Apr 2025, 6:51,
Reply)
are we workshoppin' here?
nice one - have changed it to
Homophones not welcome at Gay Pride parades. Sounds like the Woke Agenda gone mad to me.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2025, 11:06, Reply)