Abusing freebiesA friend of mine recently attended a 'Champaign Lunch', where he was compelled drink as much fizzy stuff as he could between the first and last courses. In an ideal world we'd ask restaurant staff to tell us stories about fatties stuffing themselves at All You Can Eat places, but we recognise that our members don't all work in the catering trade, so for the rest of you - tell us something about abusing freebies. BTW: Bee puns = you fail.
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lizard, Thu 8 Nov 2007, 14:16)
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Whilst at the Psychos (see previous)I had a supplier. I won't mention them because Gav still works there.
Gav would ring me when he had a product that would earn him extra cash. I would buy said product in larger than normal quantities but on a delayed delivery.
Shorlty before delivery I would cancel the order. Gav still got the cash.
Every 3 months or so I would journey to London and spend a weekend down there. I would pay my train but after that the Coke (not cola) the Champaign (sic) and the gig usually at Brixton Academy would be for free. I wouldnoy put my hand in my pocket all weekend.
He had a mate, Johnny, who would drive us around. He was a great guy - apart from the one time he decided to set me alight because I had passed out. I woke up. They put the flames out, and offered me more of the same.
Ah Happy Days.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:25, Reply)
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