Accidentally EroticThere I am, sitting in the dark, squinting at a chart of letters trying to work out if that's an E or a H. The optician is leaning toward me and suddenly I'm concentrating more on her than the chart, praying she doesn't get any closer or this could get embarrassing.
What situations in your life have you found accidentally/inappropriately erotic?
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chthonic, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 12:49)
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when i was an ill teenageri was in hospital. i had to go for a full torso ultrasound test. i got wheeled off to a low-lit room with a very pretty nurse/doctor/operator woman in it. she proceeded to cover me in that jelly (which is also really cold) right down to the very borderline of my pubic thatch. then she rubbed the scanner thing over me and it took all the willpower i could muster to prevent getting a lob on, especially as it would have been very visible in my lightweight pyjama bottoms.
still wanked about it for years after though.
(, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 13:02, Reply)
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