Accidentally EroticThere I am, sitting in the dark, squinting at a chart of letters trying to work out if that's an E or a H. The optician is leaning toward me and suddenly I'm concentrating more on her than the chart, praying she doesn't get any closer or this could get embarrassing.
What situations in your life have you found accidentally/inappropriately erotic?
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chthonic, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 12:49)
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AppendixWhen i was fifteen and went to the hospital with my appendix about to blow an absolutely stunning asian nurse decided she needed to stick her fingers up my arse and play about for a bit.
"oooh, ahhhh, oooh, ARGH HOLY SHIT THAT HURTS"
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Fistymuffs, Thu 2 Feb 2006, 13:50,
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