A couple of years ago
I was in Dundee minding my own business, smoking a cigarette when a mutant chav spawn (about 8 or 9) wanders up and demands "Give us a cigarette ya ginger faggot!" (I can't spell the Dundee accent)

I looked at him, and then said (words changfed a bit from what I actualy said) "I'm going to tell you three things kid. One, you're not old enough, two, I'm not ginger, three, in calling me a faggot you've lost the right to even speak to me never mind ask for a smoke so he can just fuck right off." The little mutant then kicked me in the shins and ran off.

Maybe this should have been in the last QOTW...but I maintain that chavs are not humans and he looked like a cross between a rat and a shaved ferret.
(Teran Thinks Pogonophobia is funny, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:02, 3 replies)

I've just been down town in Dundee
and seen numerous examples of the lifeforms you describe.

They also exist in pigeon form. I'm sure if urban pigeons were humans they'd wear white shellsuits and burberry caps. They already hang around the city centres antagonising the people.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:32, closed)

Dundee pigeons
Have got to be some of the sorriest creatures ever. I've seen ones with rotten off feet :S
(Teran Thinks Pogonophobia is funny, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:43, closed)

That's just because
they're so bloody huge- they've not got any nutrients left (from their diet of empty buckfast bottles, MacDonalds waste, etc) to repair themselves after they've done their growing for the day! Seriously, compared to some of those pansy southerner seagulls Dundees are giants.

In face compared to newborn babies (or very short people) they're pretty damnded big!
( uberdeity Wondered why Owen Lars knew of the term "hell" on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:46, closed)