Black Beauty
For a mate's birthday recently a group of us gentlemen decided to do what gentlemen of leisure do - head off for a night on the tables of the Tees Valley's finest casino... the name of which escapes me.

A night of merrily losing money and sobriety was had by all, but in the minibus on the way home one of the party, G, decided he had to be violently sick IMMEDIATELY RIGHT NOW. Nothing especially noteworthy about that, we thought, as we pulled over on the hard shoulder to let him paint his shoes. G runs up the embankment, stumbles to his knees and has just started throwing up when a horse with more than a passing resemblance to Black Beauty appears out of the darkness beyond the fence. BB seems quite excited by G's predicament, and after much whinnying and suchlike proceeds, for reasons known only to himself, to cock a leg and let loose a frankly magnificent stream of piss over G's hunched, shuddering, still puking frame.

He walked the rest of the way home.
(sinbad, Sun 27 Apr 2008, 19:57, 2 replies)

*click*
black beauty is into watersports, lmfao
(Patfish, Sun 27 Apr 2008, 20:18, closed)

Naaaay!
Excellent.This just caused me to gwaffur loudly in the Office, good work : )
(misshotlips, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 9:42, closed)