When Animals AttackI once witnessed my best friend savaged near to death by a flock of rampant killer sheep.
It's a kill-or-be-killed world out there and poor Steve Irwin never made it back alive. Tell us your tales of survival.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:45)
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Bull.Fence.Puberty.......Hmmkay, picture this. A lovely summers day on the farm and what does the (much younger) swampling like than to go and round up the cows for the evening milking.So far so good. What swampling is'nt told is that there's a fucking bull no less amongst the herd of cows BUT it's not easy to tell when your'e sitting on a wall o.k.? So down hops I to split the cows into 2 lines for the milking machine when the fucking groound only explodes with the sound of big poxy BULLS HOOVES heading in my direction :(( Did I mention the puberty at the start?
Generally it involves a lot of growth both up and down.... has anyone here tried to jump between the the horizontal bars of a farm gate at highish speed...GOD THE FUCKING PAIN! Oh hell's bell's did I check in future.....
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 21:39, Reply)
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