When animals attack...I once, accidentally, punched a racoon.
It had wandered into my tent, I was half asleep and thought it was a mate pratting around. There was a yelp and then all hell broke loose.
What have you been attacked by?
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chthonic, Thu 2 Jun 2005, 9:39)
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Monkey MagicMagic? They're little fuckers, they really are.
Halfway through a very steep and extremely hot climb up a Buddhist temple in Asia I needed to sit down. I'm not joking, in seconds there were three of them surrounding around mee, screamng and bareing their evil yellow little teeth. As they started jumping up and down and waving their arms, I panicked. I did the only thing I could think of to distract them - throwing what was in my hand and hoping they'd run after it. Did I throw the piece of fruit in my right hand, that in restrospect they might have been after? No. I threw what was in my left hand. My wallet.
And the next night, outside my hotel, one shat on my head.
(, Thu 2 Jun 2005, 13:07, Reply)
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