When animals attack...I once, accidentally, punched a racoon.
It had wandered into my tent, I was half asleep and thought it was a mate pratting around. There was a yelp and then all hell broke loose.
What have you been attacked by?
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chthonic, Thu 2 Jun 2005, 9:39)
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My Neighbour had a rabbit......But this wasnt just any ordinary rabbit. This particular one was a small, black haired demon that had a habit of breaking free from it's hutch and coming to our garden to harrass our peace-loving hippy bunny.
One particular incedent of this kind involved my mother, who was tending to hippy bunny when the spawn of satan scrambled under our fence and pounced, teeth baring, onto my mum, digging its claws into her skirt.
I was observing through the kitchen window to great delight as my mother (who is normally very calm and refuses to swear) spinning round frantically, screaming "GET OFF ME YOU FURRY BASTARD!" and trying to pry this creature of of her skirt with a brush handle as it REFUSED to part company with her.
Oh how we laughed, until the neighbours turned up to the back gate.
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Noo_Noo Is now 'BeerElf Jnr', I guess :), Fri 3 Jun 2005, 16:08,
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