When animals attack...I once, accidentally, punched a racoon.
It had wandered into my tent, I was half asleep and thought it was a mate pratting around. There was a yelp and then all hell broke loose.
What have you been attacked by?
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chthonic, Thu 2 Jun 2005, 9:39)
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Why Cows are Evil and yet Funny(Didn't actually happen to Me, but I was involved..)
On a trip to North Wales with my sister we were travelling along in one of those narrow gauge steam railways that's for the tourists.
Reaching a rural station we see a small child, a lad, standing infront of no less than a huge brown cow with only a fence inbetween them, looking around, oblivious to the bovine threat behind him. Then the cow reached down and licked (or bit we think) it just above the elbow.
Now the night before we'd daftly watched most of the oh-so-awesome Weebl and Bob archive. Including yes, "Cows".
So, the child lets out a shrill squeal and look astounded. I lean out the train's window and yell, "Cows are poisonous - Quick, suck out the poison kid!" (obviously, the poor kid was only 3-4 years old)
Cue the little blighter trying to suck on his elbow. then he looks across all teary eyed and wails "I caaaaaan't! Mommyyyyyy!"
At this point an old blonde woman nearby gives us a deathly stare. Thankfully the train steamed away right at the moment. Thankfully.
Cruel but by Gods it was worth it.
(, Tue 7 Jun 2005, 19:21, Reply)
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