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Tell us about your least successful date. Arrive late? Forget their name? Show them goatse on your phone just as the main course arrived? Or was it the other way around?
( , Thu 17 Oct 2013, 16:27)
Tell us about your least successful date. Arrive late? Forget their name? Show them goatse on your phone just as the main course arrived? Or was it the other way around?
( , Thu 17 Oct 2013, 16:27)
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Tell me, do you and your bellend mates still treat women like objects?
( , Sun 20 Oct 2013, 8:42, 2 replies)
( , Sun 20 Oct 2013, 8:42, 2 replies)
I think nowadays it's more a case of treating objects like women.
( , Sun 20 Oct 2013, 9:28, closed)
( , Sun 20 Oct 2013, 9:28, closed)
Not sure what you mean. Are you asking me a genuine question, or taking the internet too seriously?
*EDIT - Oh, I see, is it that you want me to join some sort of anti-women club? If thats the case then im out, no way Im joining you and your puppies and calling some guys dead mother a "whore", for that would take the pasquinade of women to a level even me and my bellend mates wouldn't understand. However, If you just want me to wear a "humourous" T shirt* and sit about with you writing computer code** and quoting lines from Blackadder, then yes, I can do that.
*Dont possess any humourous T shirts.
**can't write computer code
( , Mon 21 Oct 2013, 7:44, closed)
I love watching pasquinade. When I'm at the newsagents I say "Davo! Davo! Got any of em Pasquinade mags in?"
And he'll say, "You're in luck. Pasqinade's right in this year. Can't get enough of it, you blighters. Just had a crate in this morning, 10000 pages of primo pasquinade"
( , Wed 23 Oct 2013, 6:11, closed)
And he'll say, "You're in luck. Pasqinade's right in this year. Can't get enough of it, you blighters. Just had a crate in this morning, 10000 pages of primo pasquinade"
( , Wed 23 Oct 2013, 6:11, closed)
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