Disagree
With that last one, you can convince yourself that the person saying it is the one with the problem. After all, who really, actually, unironically talks about sex binding souls together?

But "I'm going to go and stand over there" is so beautifully deadpan and unambiguous that you just can't rationalise it as someone projecting their own issues on to you, the unwitting victim. It's the same as saying "I don't like you" but, crucially, with all the aggressive intent removed.
(slowly play it cool, Trig, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 12:56, Reply)