Bad Ideas"Let's get all the fireworks and pile dog shit on top of them". I can't believe I actually said that, and I still can't believe I was the one who lit them and couldn't run away in time. Tell us about your spectacularly misjudged ideas.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Jul 2014, 13:15)
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Life lesionsSo what do you do if someone dares you to climb into an old oil drum and get rolled down a hill?
Top tip! You say "No" and then you say "Fuck off".
Because, you see, the thing is that whilst they make look all lovely and friendly, they're made of metal with the texture of a cheese grater inside. Plus, they're made of metal which means that they're quite loud when they roll. Plus they're made of metal and so have no padding.
I had expected to leap out, grinning and then have sex with Sarah.
What actually happened was that my friends started to drag me out and then stopped, terrified by the amount of blood. After I stopped crying, I realised that Sarah had gone home to watch Home and Away.
Women, eh? Fickle.
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 16:58, Reply)
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